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Hi, hello, and all that good stuff, there's nothing really to say about me or my tumblr, it kinda is what it is. Just send me a question if you got one and if you don't and just wanna talk, I'm down I feel you in a non creepy way, but disclaimer I'm very strange. Sooo that's it, I have no theme really, but hope you like my blog?? Yeah, whoo go crazy :)

pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey



I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I

pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

image

I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I


Apr 19th at 12AM / via: g-iggle / op: wheelcher / 148,773 notes

wheelcher:

yes i do graffiti 

image


the-elle-word:

vanilla-beaan:

My new favorite flower

Get me this bouquet so I know it’s real

the-elle-word:

vanilla-beaan:

My new favorite flower

Get me this bouquet so I know it’s real


Apr 19th at 12AM / via: zackisontumblr / op: latiox / 2,526 notes

vmunsell:

I have an iPhone case with this picture! Awesome!! Follow meh!!

vmunsell:

I have an iPhone case with this picture! Awesome!! Follow meh!!


Apr 19th at 12AM / via: my-dearest-karma / op: karensrnith / 342,338 notes
boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 
Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 

Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.


Apr 18th at 4AM / via: fullmetal-titan / op: nikalos / 50,442 notes
nikalos:

He got mad cos I wouldn’t let him eat dirt

nikalos:

He got mad cos I wouldn’t let him eat dirt


Apr 18th at 4AM / via: fullmetal-titan / op: whitekyurem / 3,237 notes

whitekyurem:

i like this post and i like pokemon and i like astrology so i’m gonna put down the ones i think are fitting? 

aries: fighting
taurus: ground
gemini: psychic
cancer: grass
leo: fire
virgo: fairy
libra: electric
scorpio: ice
sagittarius: dragon
capricorn: steel
aquarius: flying
pisces: water


Apr 18th at 4AM / via: hi / op: fairestregal / 39,930 notes

"I just need some affection. I don’t care, anybody can hug me."  - (x)


couple-of-dumbasses:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

*history teachers crying*


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